"A SURE-FIRE COMEDY CLASSIC......"  
"The Thoughts Transmitter 2000" by
Floyd Collins and Robert Haas
You explain to the audience that you recently
purchased a thoughts transference experiment
from the Paranormal Psychology Institute which
claims to have invented a 'no experience
necessary' way to transfer thoughts.  They mailed
you the props necessary and an instructional CD
which shows you how to conduct the experiment.  
You received it today and thought it would be a
good idea to try it out on your audience.  You open the shipping box and remove
a CD.  With any CD player, you put the CD in and start the lesson.

After a short music introduction a scientist voice explains that this is the
experiment of "The Thoughts Transmitter 2000.  It instructs you to find two
helpers from the audience, which only one joins you on stage.  The helper on
stage selects and memorizes a card, and is not allowed to show anyone, Using
funny props, the stage helper 'transmits' the thoughts to helper in the audience.  
Comedy ensues as the selected card is secretly shown to the audience without
the stage helper knowing.  The stage helper is the only one that is amazed while
the rest of the audience is in on the effect!
"When I first saw Floyd Collins perform the Thoughts Transmitter 2000, he
had me in stitches, and I knew right away I wanted to perform the effect in my
corporate shows. If you are looking for a piece in your show that will get the
whole audience involved, have them rolling on the floor and leave your
volunteer wondering how in the world you were able to send a thought into the
mind of another, then you will want to add the ‘Thoughts Transmitter 2000’ to
your show. Neither you nor your audience will be disappointed."

                                                           Bobby Warren
                                                           Associate Editor, Linking Ring
"A sure-fire comedy classic, enhanced for the modern performer.  Love it ! ”

                                                           Dan Harlan
"The use of an egg beater for a mindreading effect is destined to become a
classic if it hasn't already and Floyd's routine makes maximum use of this
handy little kitchen utensil."

                                                            
  John Archer
This routine comes complete with the following:

  • All necessary props needed (thoughts transmission device and reveal)

  • Professionally recorded CD complete with long and short versions and in male
    and female voices.  Additional tracks included.

  • An in-depth manuscript which includes jokes, scripts, and performance ideas

  • A 'non CD version' for performers who wish to use this as a stand-up piece.
$49
95